So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

black people

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

Q: Why is it when geese fly in a V that one side is longer than the other? A: There are more geese on that side.

Chris is hairy

No, but I am not just an author, the important thing is, that this kid has been stopped as we speak, as I said he was selling information to several clients on the deep web, and patterns do reveal that he was selling you out piece by piece while prepared to make a run for it once he delivered the vital details. Say, did you promote this guy a bit too fast or something? Either he knows as much as you do, or otherwise he has been learning the ins and outs of your little place pretty fast.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

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