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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

joe: guess what. Bob: what. Joe: nothing I just wanted to talk

Knock Knock Who’s there? Tom Tom who? Tom Pearson? Oh Tom, I wasn’t expecting you til 3pm, please come in.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Q:Where did sally go when the bomb went off? A: Everywhere.

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

How did the farmer stop the chicken from swearing? Cutting it's head off, skinning it, plucking it's feathers and cooking it on a medium heat for about an hour. He then served it up to his family with green beans, mash and parsnips.

-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

What's the difference between a park bench and a hobo? The park bench can support a family

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

There's my tractor.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

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