- Anti Joke

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

what is the different between a prostitute and your wife one is on contract and the other pay as you go

What do you call a midget cripple with cerebral palsy? Unfortunate

Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

knock knock "who's there?" "boo" "boo who?" dont worry its only a joke dont cry.

Why did the little girl fall to death? Because pigs can't fly. It's impossible.

What's greenish blue, smelly, and mushy? The fungus under my sink.

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A seriously infected scab.

How many members of Coldplay can you fit in a mini? 4, as there are 4 members of Coldplay.

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing