Why? Why Not?

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rawrrrrrrrrrrr

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Still Carrying Heavy Pet Food? That sucks

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What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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Q: what did the poor, blind, deaf, orphan girl get for Christmas? A: cancer.

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Four gay men go to a bar and enjoy a drink celebrating their long lived platonic relationship.

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A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

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What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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What do you do when the Cubs win the world series? Turn the xbox off and go to bed.

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Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

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Why doesnt the chicken wear any pants? His pecker is on his head

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

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Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

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What happens when you throw a green rock into the Red Sea? It gets Wet.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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woman's rights

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A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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