- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

What starts with C and ends with UNT. Ciretrunt

9/11 my birthday

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A Pogo Stick

I had 99 problems Solved them all

What's white and sticky? Snow. What were you thinking of?

mary poppins' handbag is full of dick

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

A man walks in front of a bus. The bus driver avoids the man but hits the boy eating ice cream.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

You go on Nero, he got all red, not sure if he is mad or ashamed or both, but we can all tell that man is jealous. Employee.

Why couldn't the married couple have sex? They were lesbians who were saving up a sex change.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

Whats the deal with airline food? I dont know, the cost is included in the plane ticket

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