a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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q. why did the guy forget what he did at the paty last night? a. because he had short term memory loss

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What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

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how did the homeless man die? He got stabbed

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

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What did the German girl say to me? entschuldigen Sie (excuse me)

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

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A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

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your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

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How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

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LO AND BEHOLD!

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Why did Stephen get an A on his test? He held his teacher at gunpoint and forced her to give him a good grade despite the fact he got an F.

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What do you call a child that has been stabbed? A dead child

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How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

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What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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