- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

it was all Tagart

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

Two guys are walking on a bridge. One has long hair. The other does not care.

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

Two friends sit down at a table for lunch. One, in a very frustrated mood, says to the other, "You know what I don't get?" His friend immediately responds: "Sex."

Why did little Betsy have a stomach ache? Her alcoholic mother pinned her down in a drunken rage and made her drink bleach.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

I wife my butt after I poop. I poop out of my penis.

Whats 2 Plus 2? God Just Solve It.

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

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