- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

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What do u call a woman geometry teacher. Santains wife.

Iif your reading this ur gay

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? You wouldn't be able to count them if it were dark.

What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

Why were black people mad about slavery? Because they didn't get paid in gum! Holt9 ;P

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

Why are black people so dark? They originated from Africa

a man with a scar on his right hand walked in to a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x z y.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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