- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between heaven and hell? Hell likes you more.

kids make accidents in the backseat of your car but u and your wife made an accident in the backseat and thats how you got that rottten troll that makes accidents in the car!!

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Barack Obama is a good president.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A: The live one at the bottom trying to eat his way out. Q: What's worse than that? A: When he comes back for more.

How did Debbie get a black eye? Because her dad asked her to take off her pants and she refused so he beat her

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

How do you paint a wall red? Throw a baby at it.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What is green and drives around in the desert and is not a tank? secretly a tank

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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