- Anti Joke

What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Connor is homosexuaI

whose a bitch? ian doyle's a bitch

why did the white man walk into the bar? He was thirsty

A Dyslexic man went to a posh, bought a badnana, and put it no his neck, and lawked around twon.

Why did the monkey cross the road? Because he saw the chicken do it.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn the people on the other side that the sky was falling Why did the cow cross the road? cause he had mad-cow disease Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris Why did the Mexican Cross the road? He was on His way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was walking to his car, racist....just kidding, he was on his way to rob a bank Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass

An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders a beer. After a while, the bartender comes over to him and asks if he would like another beer. He says no and leaves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than being in the Holocaust? Dying in the Holocaust.

When life gives you melons, your probably dyslexic.

why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

Why did Elsa go into hiding. She died

How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

Why did the cop pull the black guy over because he was speeding

What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.