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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? It's dependent on many factors, like the size of the babies and the tub. It would be a horrific endeavor, and you should probably stop thinking about such things.

Two trains, on the same track, left different stations, and travelled in opposite directions. 74 people died.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

what do you call a black chef glendon

In space, no one can hear you scream. Which means Xenomorphs are deaf.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

You are right, the past still has its claws deep within me thank you friend.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

So a woman walks out of a kitchen, she is instantly mauled by a bear.

What happen to the girl that received chocolate on Valentine's day? She had a allergic reaction.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he needed to go to work to help pay for his dying daughter's cancer treatment

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You- I came up with a new word! Friend- What is it? You- Plagiarism.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Does 2 + 2 = fish? No.

What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

yo mammas so fat when she gets cut gravy pours out

What's funny to laugh at dying? JEWS!

Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite lollipop? Choppa Chups.