- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

There's a 4 door kayak going down the street and it loses a wing. How many doughnuts fit in a dog house? And remember its not yellow, because snakes don't have armpits.

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Daddy drinks, Because you cry.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why is the redneck crying? They died of diabeetus.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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