A woman takes a shortcut through a dark alley. She is raped, robbed, and murdered. Her family mourns her death.

What's silent but deadly? A baby falling from a 10 story building

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

What's black, white, and red all over? That could describe any number of objects.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

What's funnier than a dead baby? A joke.

hello what is this crazy nonsense site sl

what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

If Waldo and Carmen Sandiego had a child it would be fictional.

Women's Rights

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

White NBA players.

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

Knock Knock Who's there? You know you really should have a safer way of finding out who is really on the other side. Now a days it's just not safe to ask, "who's there". I mean it could have been, Milkman, Plummer, or worst a Land Shark!

Q: What did jerry sandusky do with little boys alone? A: Teach them how to play football

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Okay, after this one then...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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