- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet, but she had anal hemorrhaging so it really hurt

a man walked into a bar today he suffers from depression from his wife leaving him and taking custody of the children on the grounds that he is an alcoholic and is unfit to raise children

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why was a member of the KKK laughing at another member who was his friend? Because he had just divorced his black wife who he recently found out that he had received AIDS from.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

what did the white man say to the mexican man when the mexican stepped in poop? you have poop on your toe

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

What worse than a hurt puppy? Two hurt puppies.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

What did the pepper say to Mr. Peno? Hallo peno!

OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

If a tree falls in the forrest and a women hears it does it make a sound? Why is there a tree in the kitchen.

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To meet up with its grandmother who just happened to live on the other side of the road because the doctor had said this could possibly be her last week.

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