A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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A white man, a black man, and a Mexican board a plane. The white man watches the on-flight film. The black man watches the on-flight film. The Mexican also watches the on-flight film. At the end of a long flight, they leave the plane and go do whatever it is they planned to do at their destination.

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What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

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What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

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Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

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roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

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Jesus walks into a bar, the bartender shoot the zombie

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

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What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

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whate white and cant climb trees? powdered sugar

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? There are numerous things worse than finding a worm in your apple. Some include the holocaust and nuclear warfare

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Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

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What's the difference between Barney the dinosaur and Santa? Barney Loves you.

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Jerry Sandusky walks up to the reception desk at a day care center. What does the lady at the desk say? Nothing, she promptly gives Mr. Sandusky his son and they leave.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Potatoes. Potatoes who? Garlic salt.

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

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:D STORY TIME! :D ... :D So once upon a time there was a... :) Uhm... :\ I forgot... Sorry :(

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

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if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

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the economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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