- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

The past, the present and the future walk into a bar. It was tense.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Skeletons neither have muscles nor brains to control any muscles and therefor cannot transport themselves across a road or any stretch of land for that matter.

A blond, a brunette, and a red head are stranded on an island. They all die of starvation.

You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit on the way there.

Q: What do you get when you cross a cactus and a platypus? A: I was wondering the same thing.

Knock knock Who's there? NYPD you are being placed under arrest come out with your hands up.

What is small, red, and can't fit through a doorway? A baby with a spear through its head. Posted By: Lram

Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Nineteen terrorists walk into three airports. Several hours later, thousands of people are dead sending the world into a state of emergency that subsequently changed how we live our current lives under the constant threat of both government oppression and extremist terrorism.

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

What's Michael J Fox's favorite toy? While, a magic 8-ball might first appear to be a good guess. Let's be honest, those things really lose their luster after the first couple times. More likely it's something like a sports car or big screen television.

What's worse than a teacher yelling at you? The holocaust

Dig a big hole in your front yard and wait next to it so when people walk by they'll ask "Why is there a hole in your front yard?" to whcih you will reply "I don't know. Do you wanna play Monopoly?"

Why did the man cross the road? Because he was applying for a job that's building was located on the other side of the street.

Q: Whats about two feet in width and length with purple veins throbbing at the sides? A: A midget slowly dying of frostbite

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