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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

jeanna:fu jack:did u just say fu jeanna:jew? jack:fu** u jew

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

Knock-Knock. Who's there? Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak. Cow that recognizes normal social cues and politely waits for its turn to speak who? Moo.

What are crabs with out the crabs Nothing hahahahaha

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

How did the old guy die? Of death and death related symptoms.

what do you call a white man who appears to be standing on water? a surfer

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

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How many zombies can you kill at once? about one or two unless your Chuck Norris with unlimited powers.

A Irish leaves and bump in to a really tall the Irish sorry boss

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

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