Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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When life gives you lemons You've got some lemons.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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A muslim walks out of a plane.

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What do you call a lot of goose in one place? geese

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Charlie Sheen Walks Into a Rehab Center.....

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why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

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Why did the chicken open door? It can't. Chickens don't have hands.

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Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

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a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

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why did hitler hate the jews... because the nazies had to pay the gas bill

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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Whats the best day of the week? Sponge

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

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Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

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I needed to write an article about heart disease so I did some research. I learned a lot.

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Q: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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