- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven threatened six's family after insinuations of seven being a cannibal.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

Why did Jimmy's mom cry? She got stabbed in the arm and was suffering while bleeding to death.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

Knock Knock Who's There Carly Carly Who Hey I just met you, and this is crazy So here's my number and call me maybe

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.

What does a handsome guy and an ugly girl have in common? Nothing

Old Mother Hubbard Went to the cupboard, To give the poor dog a bone: When she came there, The cupboard was bare, And so the poor dog had none. So Old Mother Hubbard was reported for animal cruelty

What's black and white and red all over? A domestically abused bi-racial woman.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

What's worse than a dog peeing on your new flower garden? A terrorist attack.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

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