POOP.............................................. ITS THE FUNNEST WORD OF ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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Why was the kid running around? He was on fire

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

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Why cant Helen Keller driver? She's a woman

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Why did the blond woman sell her water skis? She was in a horrible accident and will never walk again.

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Why did the bunny give you a funny look? It has epilepsy.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

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Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

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a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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What did the Chicken say to the Turkey Nothing, Chickens don't talk.

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Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

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Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

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Whats the leading cause of death Life.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

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What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

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Black people.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

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A brachiosaurus walks into a cafe "Excuse me I'm an herbivore, can I have a full English breakfast, but with veggie sausages instead of normal sausages, and mushrooms instead of bacon?" Shop keeper: "No you can't. Your too big. You've destroyed my kitchen, and my livelihood. I have nothing left. You've accidently reduced my business to rubble by walking through the door"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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