- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

How come Dorothy couldn't feel her legs? The metal cable snapped.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have 5 fingers. The middle one is for you.

Faith, Family, Friends, those are three words.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Hickory Dickory Dock, Three mice ran up the clock, the clock struck 1, and the other 2 escaped with minor injuries

What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

A Native American walks into a casino. He wants to invest a protion of his earnings from his fortune 500 company into it because he believes it to be a profitable venture.

what did the deaf guy say when the poor man asked how life was? the deaf guy didn't respond considering the fact that he was deaf and would never interact with a poor man.

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Why does the kid cries when he sees me? Cuz i took his lollypop last week.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

Why did lisa fall of her bike? Because her dad threw a refrigerator at her. -JCB

Why does 1+1=2? Dunno, e-mail me if you do.

What did the black man say before he went to sleep? im going to sleep

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What did the man say when he found a bar of soap in his mailbox? Why is there soap in my mailbox?

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