- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

How do you stop a baby flying 100mph? a shovel

What did the black man say to the Jew? Hi.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Why did a Jewish man have no hair left? He recently got a haircut.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

How do you make an apple puff? Put the apple in a large pan with some water. Cover and cook gently for 20-25 minutes until soft. Add sugar and nutmeg to taste. Transfer to a bowl and leave to cool. Cover with pastry and bake until well-risen and golden.

Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

Yes or No? You're wrong because it was both.

When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your cousin. Kathy then let Jim inside her house and helped him carry the pizza boxes into the kitchen. Everyone had fun and enjoyed the party very much that night.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

How do Chinese parents name their children? With deep thought and consideration about a thoughtful, respectful and honorable name.

Man 1: Did you hear that one about that girl who killed herself? Man 2: No Man 3: Yeah, neither did I

Why was the prostitute's throat sore? Allergies.

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

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