- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Obamas does it take to screw an economy? What do you think?

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

Why did the horse go to the doctor? It had a heart disease.

Q: What did the air freshener say to the car??? A: Nothing. Air fresheners are inanimate objects

What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

What should you do if reading the antijokes on this site makes you collapse with laughter? There is no need to worry about this because it won't happen.

Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

What is wet, white and sticky? Glue, of course.

What do you call an Aboriginal in a yellow sleeping bag? An organised man, ready for the harsh winter ahead.

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Did you hear the joke about the deaf mail man? No. Neither did he.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? a fridge was thrown at her

What's the difference between a duck?

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

How many tacos does it take to feed an angry person? You better tacover it!

Q: Suzy loves apples she will o anything to get her hands on an apple. A: You guys are so gullible!!! She DID eat Tom's apple. ...... then he killed her.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

willam dafoe

"Is your fridge running?" "Yes, I believe so" "You'd better go make sure, because I put some chicken in there and it didn't seem very cold to me"

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

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