Haikus are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldn't tell any funny jokes? He went to Anti Joke and posted 1000's.

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What do you call a homeless man in Beverly Hills? Charles, Someone who unfortunately had to drop out of school at a young age to work to support his dying mother. Hence, later in life, after his mother died, lacked the education to be enrolled in college forcing him to pimp to make enough money to eat and pay for the rent in his one bedroom appartment in his hometown-Mississippi. But times were tough in Mississippi and not many people could afford a whore. This forces him to go all the way to California where he found more people there were willing to pay for a whore. Business was good and soon enough he had enough money for a decent condo. But Charles still morned the death of his mother. Eventually he couldn't take the daily pressure of being a pimp and thought of his mothers death, so he turned to heroin. Soon all his money was fueling his addiction and before he knew it he was on the street, with no one to help him and no where's to go. Every night he goes to sleep on his cardboard box with the memory of his late mother in the back of his head. Sometimes Charles wonders what he could of been if he didn't drop out of school, but he knows that what he did was the right thing.

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What do you call a women with 2 black eyes? Hopefully nothing because abuse is something that shouldn't be messed with and it is wrong.

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A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

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What do you call an unconscious black man? An ambulance.

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knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It had cancer.

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You stink so bad that you should cleanse yourself via shower and/or bath.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

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What did the wife get her husband after he became a paraplegic in a car accident? Divorce papers.

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Why'd Carly fall off the swing? She got hit by a bus

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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What did the German say to the Jew? Welcome to Germany we hope you enjoy your stay

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What did Petunia say to the other Petunia Hi there Petunia

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

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Your momma is so fat, shes skinny.

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In Soviet Russia, blonde is smart

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer caught it.

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