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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench? A black guy is a living, breathing human being, and a bench is an inanimate object

Boys have swag, real men have class

Why can't Bin laden drive because he's dead

What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Why was a black person on the run, being trailed by police officers? They were all late to work; their work places were coincidentally situated near each other.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse answers, "Because I'm an alcoholic."

how do you get a 1 armed moron out of a tree? you wave

Why did the crossing guard drop his whistle? Because a kid got hit by a passing elephant.

Why is water clear? Because it doesn't have a pigmentation.

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Whats funnier than a baby in a jar? A baby in ten jars.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had Leukemia

do you know what Noah didn't bring on his arc? unicorns

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

Tell me you're a rapist. You're a rapist. This joke makes no sense. Mashed potatoes.

What is a holocaust victim's favorite food? Nothing.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

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