What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Osama bin Laden walks into a bar. Just joking, he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

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Q: How many different Pokèmon are there? A: Pokèmon aren't real.

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What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

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how many babies does it take to paint a wall? it depends on how hard you throw 'em.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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PENIS

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whats the difference between me and callum ? one soul.

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Why did the white girl become a lesbian? Because she was raped and had no more trust in the male gender.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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in·fun·dib·u·lum? 1. a funnel-shaped organ or part. 2. a funnel-shaped extension of the hypothalamus connecting the pituitary gland to the base of the brain. 3. a space in the right ventricle at the base of the pulmonary artery.

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Why was the black person playing hockey? Because he found an interest to the sport during his childhood years.

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Two blondes walk into a bar, but they are then puzzled as the door would not budge open for them.

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What did the boyfriend ask his girlfriend for on his birthday? Pokemon Yellow version.

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Q: How did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: How did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was taped on to the first one!

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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How did the black man survive the Train crash? He didnt, he died liked everyone else

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Hey i just raped you and this is crazy so delete my number and keep the baby

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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What do you call 5 white guys sitting on a bench? An effect of an overcrowded theme park

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Anti Joke

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