What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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Q: If a hen-and-a-half can lay an egg-and-a-half in a day-and-a-half, how long would it take a peg-legged grasshopper to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle? A: He'd give up.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory because she kept throwing away the w's

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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What's brown and sticky? Some brown pigment mixed with something sticky like glue.

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Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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My left foot has 6 toes, my right face has 8 Q-tips -Matt

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Q: What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? A: Shoveling them out with a pitchfork.

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Knock knock. Why do you say the words "knock knock" without actually knocking on the door?

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A Jewish man walkes into grocery store. He buys some groceries, and leaves.

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What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding Osama Bin Ladan in your refrigerator.

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what's worse than stubbing your toe on cement being a Jew during the holcaust

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Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

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Why did the chicken cross the road...

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How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

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A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

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why does my face bleeding theres an axe in it

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call me maybe.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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