- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the boy eat chocolate yesterday Because he was allergic.

what's the difference between a blue fridge falling off a cliff and a yellow one? the yellow one isn't falling of a cliff.

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

Why are stand up comedians called stand up comedians? Because they are standing up while telling jokes, dumby.

Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

what would you watch during a scary movie? anything you want.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

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a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

How do chinese families name their children I belive it would be child because chinese families are only allowed 1 child

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

What do you call a chicken? You say bawk bawk bawk bawk cockadoodledoo

Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

what do you call it when everyone becomes tolerant about gender identity. whatever pronoun it prefers.

Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

What did the penguin say to the polar bear? Nothing, penguins haven't evolved a complex form of language.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

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