black people

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Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

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I came up with one when my friend Sam told me the fortune from her Jone's Soda. A change of heart may lead to a new living environment, a change of heart may also lead to death.

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why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a motorboat. They are sucked into the propeller and brutally disfigured instantly.

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what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

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Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

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What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

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What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

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why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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1:Your reading my text. 2:Your wondering what the point is. 3:Your getting angry. 5:Your going to click thumbs down. 6:But wait! You didn't realize that there was no number 4. 7:Your checking it. 9:Your smiling. 10:Your smiling so much you forgot to check for number 8. 11:Your checking it. 12:Jokes on you.

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Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

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What did the black father get his child for Christmas? A Yo-Yo. Actually, never-mind, he doesn't know his father.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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