- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

A man walked into a bar. He left in a body bag.

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

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How does Steven Hawkings refresh after a long day of work? F5

If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer? Ask her.

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

why did the monkey fall? he got hit by a train

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

Q: what did batman say to robin before they got into the car? A: get in the car (:

Q: Why couldn't the black man swim? A: Because ever since he was a child, he has never taken swimming lessons before.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

whats worse than a dog biting you? two dogs biting you whats worse than that? the Holocaust whats worse than that three dog bites and one of them happens to have rabies

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

Why was Jimi's mom sad? Because Jimi suddenly fell to the floor clenching his neck while saying "I'm Dying!"

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

How did the three girls get free drinks? Two of them were attractive and out of obligation to "the game" the third girl was also purchased a beverage.

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