Bugsys back back back again with a brand new track cumming on megs back back back with a new boxing cap cap cap, stealing millions from banks having a wank coz hes a lanky cockney mong

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how many dumbasses does it take to make a kushagra

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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What does Chuck Norris order at a coffee shop? Coffee.

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A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What did the mexican firefighter name his 2 children? Jose and Juan.

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What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? There is none, one is a female human being with blonde hair and the other is a headlamp with a halogen lightbulb.

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Brenda said she found a pill to stop the effects of aging! It was a cyanide pill, Brenda is dead.

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why did the skeleton drop his juice? Because he has no stomach LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO

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A man is taking a shower in jail where he drops the soap. He proceeds to pick the soap up and cleans the rest of his body, puts his orange jumpsuit on and returns to his cell.

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How do you kill a black man There is many ways

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How to smash an apple Iphone <<<<<< Use A Hammer >>>>>>> PS : if u want to break a hammer use an iphone

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How do you confuse a terrorist? Speak another language other than Arabic

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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What happens when a man farts a fancy memorial party in a ball room in England... At least 1000 people die somewhere on earth in the time his butt squeezed out that fart. And I'm sure someone gets raped.

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whats worse than breaking your arm? getting raped by a squirel

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Q: What happened when Cupid shot his arrow into the guys heart? A: He died

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Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

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The man was driving down the road at an opropriat speed and got t-boned. The women in the other car got out and tried to help the man but the man was already out of the car and call 911

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What do you call a bear in an elevator?...A fire hazard.

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