A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips.

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Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

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nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

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What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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How do you knock up a Catholic girl? Put your penis into her vagina without wearing a condom.

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What is older than history?

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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what's black, white and doesn't float? the titanic

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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what is green and has wheels grass i lied about the wheels

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why couldnt jimmys feet touch the ground? he was hanging.

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Found out the difference between onions and men. I don't cry when I'm chopping up men.

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What happens when you put a baby in the microwave? I don't know, cause I was to busy jerking off.

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7.? Well 7 has suffered a tramatic brain injury, and has a tendancy to brutally attack anyone he comes in contact with. The whole situation is unfortunate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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