Why did the hippo drink the water? Because it was thirsty

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Racial Equality

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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Q: How many Jews can fit in a car? A: 5 in a standard mid sized sedan, or 7 in an SUV

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Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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what did katness save her Life? because peter hates her and katness is peaches and peter dies in the titanic because it is gay shut up becky

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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A horse walks into a bar. He called him Arthur. Those are two sentences.

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

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Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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