- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

Whats the difference between a jew and a canoe? Canoes weren't killed by Hitler

whoever just posted that stupid yo mama crap answer my comment

eoin burgin is fat

"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

Who enjoys hearty wank sessions with friends and long walks on the beach? David Cameron.

a man walks into a library Who the hell reads

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What's green and has wheels? Nope, it's a car.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

I got bored today and decided to surf the web. Thank you for reading this

Girlfriend: OMG! what could be worst than you cheating on me? Holocaust

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

what did the blond say to his mother?? Nothing. He is deaf and has to use sign language.

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

What did Jim do after the police gave him a ticket? He followed them home and used their children's limbs to rape them.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger Stand a little taller Doesn't mean I'm lonely when I'm alone What doesn't kill you is a bad attempt on your life.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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