what did one barstool say to the other what theres a butt on me

Why didn't the blonde get into college? She died in a car crash.

Oh s***

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

How do you know if elephants are watching a movie? If a Volkswagen Beetle is parked outside the movie house.

what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He got AIDS and died.

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Whats the difference between a penis and a vagina? Pancakes,

How many licks does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Q: What do you call a blonde that just bought a new car? A: Carol

What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Pansies are flowers, And daisies are too.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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