Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Why didn't the guy have kids? He didn't want them

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What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

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This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

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What did the priest do to the little crying boy in an enclosed room? He forgave the boy for his sins. Then he raped him.

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A man penetrates another man.

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Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

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why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? To visit the graves of his wife and only daughter who were killed in a car accident at the fault of a drunk driver many years prior.

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Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

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What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Dont listen to your heart all it dose is BEAT BEAT BEAT

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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a black man walks out of popeyes

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue These are your Results You have Cancer

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What happened to the guy that got a perfect score on his S.A.T.'s? He was murdered.

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so your in a room with mickey mouse and the lights go off, how did the lights go off mickey mouse turned them off

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What is black and white and red all over? I don't know. I was hoping you did.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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