- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile Get in the batmobile

What did the man say when he saw a tornado coming his way? "Oh my god, that's a tornado. I better get out of its way so I don't get injured.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Jebron Lames.

If a tree falls in the woods does it make a sound? It depends on how sound is defined

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

why has kallum just changed clothes to speak to a counsellor because he's socially awkward and has no peers

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