- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the really unfunny man buy AntiJoke The Book??? It was a good deal and only $9.99.

Whats the difference between cats and dogs? ....cats suck

How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb? None they're dead

The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

What do the world and jelly beans have in common? Nothing.

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

Why did Dr. Phil fall of the swing? He couldn't figure out the couples problem.

What did the magician's assistant say after the magician cut her in half?... Nothing. Her spine was severed and she died instantly.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

Why didn't Josh go to school? On his way to school, a majestic flying homeless man hit him in the head with a sea cucumber.

one day a guy walks into a bar. he buy's a drink then walks hapily home by Mad James

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

What's the cure of cancer? Death.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

Why did Jimmy get off of the park bench? he wanted candy from the man in the white van

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Good because it is important to keep food chilled to prevent it from spoiling and in turn wasting money

If you're American outside of the bathroom, then what are you inside the bathroom? An American inside of a bathroom.

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

How do you make a Chef cry? You kill his family.

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