Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

Bala: Brid why don't you drink? Brid: When I was in college I was in students council. Whenever my friends called me during night, I used to go pick them up. Once we were working late in college and in the morning my hair was all ruined...

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

How do you make a grown man cry? Fling a rubber band at him.

What's worse then the holocaust? Stepping on a lego.

How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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