- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? " I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

whats the difference between a brick wall and a jew? jews wear yamakas

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

Why wasn't Susie happy? because she was raped by her grandfather.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Why didn't the little boy have a good time at his birthday party? Because his friends lit him on fire.

Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Jack wasn't nimble. Jack wasn't quick. Jack sat on the candle and burned his corduroys.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

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