- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

how many black guys goes it take to screw inalightbulb? just one, but inalightbulb was feeling rather slutty today, so 2.

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

Okay, after this one then...

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting a handjob from Edward scissor hands

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What did Cinderella wear at the ball? Clothes

Yo mama so ugly she's ridiculed daily and has frequent suicidal thoughts.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

A man goes to a gas station to pump gas in his car. After about 7 minutes, he leaves.

I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

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