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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jesus walks on water Chuck Norris swims through land

If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Q. What do you call a retarted guy? A. Whatever his name happens to be

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What do you call it? Whatever it is.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

A frog jumped on the lilly pad, it sank and drown and all of the tadpoles didn't have a mother and inevitably died

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why do bitches love cheese toast? 'Cuz bitches love cheese toast

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

if you have 2 apples and 3 oranges in one hand, and 4 oranges and 1 apple in the other, what do you have? very large hands.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

Why do people laugh at the number 69? Honestly I don't know, its just a number isn't it?

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

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