- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

There was a chicken. It squarked.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

a Gay Man Walks Into A Bar And See's its Only Women In There, He Screams And Leaves

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

What's big and gray and can't climb a tree? A parking lot.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

You wanna pop a bottle? I hope you are referring to bottles of water as I am underage and I refuse to partake in any said consumption of alcoholic beverages

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Her Majesty's Government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

Why didn't the black lady become a doctor? After being awarded a Guggenheim Achievement Grant for film, she decided rather than going to school for her doctorate to instead spend time traveling in India, doing service work with the country's rather large homeless population.

What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

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