- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

What's love like? Some people say it's like a lotus flower, others say it's like an orchid... Personally I'd like to say it's like a fire at the bottom of you're soul-- like when people sin and go to hell... that fire burns forever???

Whats black and can run fast? a panther.... racist

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What do you a badass who not a badass. Grant Lousbury.

Whats worse than one bee? Two bees. Whats worse than two bees? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bees.

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So, I walk into a bar and say "Why do you call this place a bar, I don't see any bars in here!" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Two polar bears are sitting in a hot tub. One polar bear asks the other to pass the soap. The other responds, "No soap, radio!"

How can you make sure your friend wont die of cancer? Decapitate him

Why did the hipster's coffee burn his tongue? He drank it before it was cool.

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Today's Horoscope for Cancer: You have Cancer.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is terrible and doesn't exist? This joke's punchline,

what did the man say when he walked into the bar? Ouch!

if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

There was a chicken. It squarked.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

A Jew walked into a bar and his cat died of aids

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the bat mobile? A: Robin get in the bat mobile.

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

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