- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Yankees fans cheer for their favorite sports team? Let's go Yankees!

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

Hush, little baby, don't say a word, Mama's going to buy you a mockingbird. If that mockingbird won't sing, Mama's going to buy you a another mockingbird.

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

My zombie busting team: Tank: The Terminator Mechanic: Tony Stark Demolitions: Superman Medic: Gandalf Bait: Justin Bieber

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

A man is walking down the street and sees a women sat on the pavement crying, he walks over to her and asks "what's wrong?" to which the women replies "it doesn't matter" the women then walks away as she did not want to share private information with a stranger.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! That's a rather strange psychological problem I think you should consult a professional psychologist rather than see me.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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