How do you keep an idiot in suspense..............

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Why couldn't the 11-year old get into the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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Who's gay? Justin Beaver

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What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

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What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

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what's worse than getting hit by a car? getting hit by a truck

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An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

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whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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How did the little boy fall over? He was tripped up by his alcoholic father.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am ADD Bird

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What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What do you say to seduce a woman? Is that a mustache? WTF!

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Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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There are a black guy and a Mexican in a car, who`s driving? The cops

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why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

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-What do you do when the dishwasher is broken? -Slap HER!

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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