- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

why was the boy sad? his bellybutton hurt

What is worse than getting hit by a car? Getting hit by a truck

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Mila Kunis is fugly. Said no one ever.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Q: What are 4 consecutive fart's called? A: Fart's, unless someone gives them names?

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

There are 2 muffins in an oven One of the muffins says to the other 'Jeez it's hot in here' Then the other muffin replied, 'OH MY GOD IT'S A FRICKEN TALKING MUFFIN!!!!!!!!

What do you get if you cross a horse with a cow? A horse and a cow.

What's small, white, and it killed Bruce Lee? Aspirin.

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

Instructions to make origami. 1.) Staple bagels to face 2.) Ask someone else to do it. 3.) Hang yourself because you are too stupid to figure it out yourself

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

why were the negros at whitney houstons funeral smiling? because there were free sandwiches!

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

What did the red bag have written on it? Yellow bag

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

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