Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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This is SPARTA! SPARTA? THIS IS MADNESS! (kicks guy down well) What is hurt! Baby dont love me, dont love me, no more. Moral: The funny thing is probably that the line makes a lot more sense all of sudden does it not?

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A boy owned a dog that was uncommonly shaggy. Many people remarked upon its considerable shagginess. When the boy learned that there are contests for shaggy dogs, he entered his dog. The dog won first prize for shagginess in both the local and the regional competitions. The boy entered the dog in ever-larger contests, until finally he entered it in the world championship for shaggy dogs. But the day before the championship the dog died.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry he used lube.

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A dyslexic man into bar walks a.

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knock knock who's there? Jehovah's witness GOOD BYE!

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A fridge

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i know leaves are green because of chlorophyll but i don't know how to get a mortgage this is the kind if shit your parents pay for

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A priest, a rabbi, and a buddhist monk walk into a bar. The bartender says " What are you drinking?"

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A man walks into an insane asylum and says hello-The inmates assault him with mindless babble. A man walks into an insane asylum and says argblthenthrozaphowea-The inmates say hello.

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A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what can I get you?" He is then checked into the psychiatric ward at the local hospital, for talking to a duck.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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eh

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

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2 guys walk into a bar the third one ducked then proceeded homeward where he murdered his whole family by ax

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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what did chloe say to alexis? you took my phone

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what did the oven say to the firdge you hot baby

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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