Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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How do you make an idiot in suspense?

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What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? The Holocaust

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Patient: Doctor, doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains! Doctor: That's because you are. Patient: Wow, I need to lay off the mushrooms.

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A drum and a cymbal fall off a cliff...

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Roses are red lemons are sour open Your legs and gimme an hour!

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

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do yo know what's funnier than getting on a hidden camera show? Nope! it's just chuck testa

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how does chuck norris eat an apple Just like every other person

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Your ancestors called. They want their glasses back!

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hey bruno ta quoi ds ta boite a lunch aujourdhui? DU SABLE CRISS DE POVRE!

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why did the kid drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by the ice cream van

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What did the atheist say to the jew. Well first they had a long discussion about religion and the jew was actually made an atheist. Truly the work of God.

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Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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What's more funny than 10 dead babies in the bottom of a trash can? 1 dead baby in the bottom of 10 trash cans...

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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