- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worst than your favorite football team losing the football? Giving birth to a stillborn child.

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

An old man walks into a grocery store, but doesn't come out. What happened? A plane crashed into the grocery store, killing everyone inside.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

When's the best time to kill a black man? Never. Committing murder is a felony and constitutes as highly immoral.

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What did the convicted pedophile do to the ten year old boy? He molested him.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Whats the difference between a Dodo and an Elephant? They're both extinct. Excluding the elephant

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

what kind of dog can tiptoe

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

what is awesome but stupid at the same time? school i lied about the awesome part :p

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why was the black person assassinated behind a drug dealers house? He was purposely shot in the leg and bled out before he could make it to help.

Why is five afraid of six? Because six seven eight. (Note: The language of numbers is Subject-Object-Verb, rather than Subject-Verb-Object like English.)

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