- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

A man with a magic watch says to a prostitute, "My magic watch says you are wearing any underwear." "YOU HAVE MAGIC WATCH?! Can it tell time too??!!!"

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

What do you call a man with a Club approaching a Seal Very Strong considering he can hold a building

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

How do you stop a friendly bear from bouncing up and down on your front lawn? Shoot it in the neck.

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

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