- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

I'm HIV positive.

* anti-punchline

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

What's dark, has an opening, and guys like to go in it. A cave

What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

Roses are black, violets are black. I'm Hellen Keller.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why do black guys have big dicks? God felt bad putting pubes on their head

im not black, im Joseph Kony

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

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