- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Ouch.

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

Why is Ian's name Ian? Because he was adopted

what do round tank toilets do? blow up CC

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

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