- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

"Have you guys ever seen Derrek Ashmores sisters? They are DTF if you know what I mean" - Jesse Ziegenbein

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

how do you make a plumber cry?.... kill his family

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

I put my baby in a microwave.

What's worse than dropping an ice-cream cone? A dead baby. What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than two dead babies? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping two ice-cream cones.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i get tired of this shit let's have some grey goose

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

AIDS is not a lifestyle it's a choice - and you chose wrong.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

have u seen helen kellers dad? A: neither has she

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

I guess calling you dear was a bit overboard for you huh? Well, just promise me you will get whatever help you need if you get ill.

What do you get when you cross a rainbow with a unicorn, baby, helmet, a bag of sugar, some watermelons, and a jewish guy's hair? A rainbow unicorn baby helmet with a bag of sugar and some watermelons. and some jewish guy's hair.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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