- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver? Cause she was blind, def, and mute. Thus making it difficult to drive.

Why did the platypus have no friends? Platipi are antisocial creatures by nature.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? I don't know what? I don't know, I was asking if you know...

What did the man say to the other man? I would have no clue because I am deaf

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

Whats worse than being fat? Being Rebecca Black

What's the color of the sky when an airplane takes off? Blue. What are you, stupid?

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And this poem sucks

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What did the cow say to the butcher? At least I'm not a Jew.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

If woman that have big breasts work at Hooters, then do woman with one leg work at Ihop?

why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

What does the average fishermen catch Fish

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

Q. What did little John get from reading this. then wait and you will see that the person who you were asking the question will give you a series of awkward faces until they lose interest

What did the Jew do before the movie? He turned off his cell phone.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Everything is Red, Retinal Hemorrhage.

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