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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

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Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

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old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

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What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

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Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One night, a man was bitten by Dracula. The first thing to come out of his mouth was "Joke's on you, I have AIDS!" Then proceeded to laugh hysterically until Dracula snapped his neck

What do you call an Interlochen Arts Academy Student with no talent? A comparative artist

Whats the difference between a pizza and your opinion? I asked for the pizza

I like my coffee like my women, without a penis

What did the black kid say to the white kid My parents are slaves

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

what Did The Cow Say To The Chicken, Moo

su algato es en fuego

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

did you hear the joke about the vagina ....... you'll never get it

When does Adolf Hitler get horny? When his hormones start at it when looking at women.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

Ask me if I'm a truck! Are you a truck?! No.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Six Million Jews.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

old spice body spay is so powerfull it can block BO for 16 hours. its so powerfull it can turn of the sun, but then it gets to cold, so it makes another sun........DOUBLE SUN POWWWWWEEEERRRRRRR!!!

What did the black kid get for christmas? Nothing, he doesn't celebrate christmas

Roses are red.........I slept with someone else

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