- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a giraffe without a neck? Dead.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

I like that, but why am I happy?

mikey is cute

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

My Butthole.

why does david stutter during meetings. because he smiles till his cheeks hurt

Why did Sally fall off the tree? I could explain officer. You see, I was jogging and I was looking for my dog and she went on to me and I told her to stop but she wouldn't listen. I'm innocent I tell you! Innocent!

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What did the no-arm, no-leg, paraplegic orphan with cancer get for christmas? Pregnant.

A blonde fails an exam because she did not study

A guy reads the bible Another guy shouts "spoiler alert, the main character dies"

my computer teacher just left the room. teehee JLR

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

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