- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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On a scale of 1 to 10, 6 being the highest how confused are you?

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's Black

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

A blonde woman is creating an account for a website when she gets the "enter the following" box. The box says"How are you". She looks down at the bottom seeing the answer and puts"Good!".

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape his burning car wreck.

What did the Beatrice do after she got kicked off of X Factor? she went to a nearby store and bought a slim jim

What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

Most adults can swim. Current government studies are investigating similar skills in babies. With unnecessarily large pools.

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do you call a black flying an airplane? A pilot you racist bastard.

Why did the Asian ace the test? Because she had worked very diligently, taken copious notses, and studied fervently until she had a thorough mastery of the topic.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

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