- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

What's worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trash can 1 baby in 10 trash cans

I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

Q:How many pancakes can you fit on top of as doghouse? A:Purple. Because ice cream has no bones.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh..wait...that's actually an anti-joke already...

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

Person 1:Did you hear the joke about the cat, the camera, and the pancakes? Person 2: No, I haven't. Person 1: Oh, that's too bad. Person 1 then gets up and walks into a refrigerator.

What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

why did the chicken cross the road? to try and stop the rapist from sodomizing his young child but his atempts were futile as the rapist shot him and used his blood as lubricant when he skull-raped his dying wife

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

Why did the boy cry after baseball practice? He was molested by his coach.

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Why were The Beatles so popular? People across the world enjoyed their music.

How do you make spongebob come to Life? You kiss him????????

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

This is a joke.

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Roses are red. Violates' are blue. Hitler is my homy.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

What is brown and can't get an erection? Poo

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

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