What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Q. What did the boy do for his birthday? A. Nothing. His birthday occurred on 9-11.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? ouch.

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

What do you call a black man with mishap-in head scares on the left side of his face and a 3rd degree burns on the right side? a very unfortunate guy.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

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