What is brown and sticky? A Stick

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

why was the cat black it was a black cat

Q: Why did they laugh at the black guy? A: He told a funny joke.

Why can't you lie to atoms? Because they make up everything!

What did the Jewish girl do when I asked for her number? Roll up her sleeve...

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

White NBA players.

Q:where does baby oil come from? A:Only the finest of babies

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Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What's green, has six legs and would kill you if it fell on you out of a tree? A pool table.

how do you confuse a brunette? paint yourself red and throw a fridge at her

Yo momma's so poor, she needs to work 2 jobs to support her family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was suicidal.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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