- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

When you try to go to anti-joke.com but get redirected to Horsehead Network...

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

All your facts check out, so I sent a little search team to find someone selling us out, it turns that they are after the leader of "The order" and "The king`s throne", so unless you got some small sub-department going on, point zero is in danger, ill explain everything once this is over.

A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm colorblind.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Yo mamma so stupid... She's considering going to college to get a better education

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, He has died, And now will you,

Why did the Alzheimer's patient fail the history exam? I don't remember.....

How many babies can you fit in a bottle? None, a bottle is too small

Where would it be hard to find handicapped parking? At the paralympics.

What do an onion and a hamster have in common? They are both in my Grandma's omelette.

A Serbian Film

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

Roses Are Potato, Violets Are Booze, Im Irish and i hate Jews.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??