- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

An orange walks into a bar....orange you glad I didn't say banana?!?!

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I have a pint or two.

Q: Why are there no tablets in the jungle? A: The pharmaceutical logistics involved would be enormous and would make very little business sense.

What did the murderer do after killing the family? he went to jail.

Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

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When life gives you lemons you are like "how did I get these lemons?"

What's grey and doesn't climb trees? A car park.

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he dropped his ice cream

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

Q:Why are dinosaurs extinct? A:Well there are two reasons the first being a giant meteor struck the earth killing all the dinosaurs. The other reason you touch yourself at night.

What do you call a black man a asian man and a mexican man? 3 people

Q. Why did the television set turn on? A. Because someone pressed the power button.

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