Roses are red Violets are blue I'm allergic to both Now I'm dead

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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How do you put elephant in refrigerator? Open the door, and put the elephant in

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A jew enters a mall.

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A White and a Chinese got in a fight, who won? None. The fight was unable to begin because a color is not a living organism.

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A life-sized cardboard cut out of Justin Bieber was in a contest with a cut out of Liam Neeson. It was stiff competition.

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops.

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Why did the little boy stop looking for his ball? Because he found it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

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Boy it's sure cold out today. Die

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What do you call someone without legs or arms laying at your front door? Steve

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Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

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gingers

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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A man was standing out in the rain and calls out to god saying "smite me god, SMITE ME NOW" and the man was arrested and booked cause a near by neighbor reported on the disturbance. he is now facing charges of disturbing the peace.

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I'm HIV positive.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one. It should only take one person to demonstrate such a simple task, regardless of their hair color.

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Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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Why did the ceiling fall down? Because there weren't any walls.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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