- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby be quiet when it is crying? slowly choke it to death

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

womens rights

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

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