I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

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Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

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What did the 12 year old boy get for Christmas? Herpes

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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How did Pablo get into America from Mexico? He drove here!

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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Why was the man white? Because he wasn't black.

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What's brown and sits in the woods? Winnie's poo

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

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A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas? A bike.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

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Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

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If the black man lives in the black house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The white man. As unfortunate as it is, racism is still a very integral part of society, and the social dominance the white man holds in countries like America are not to be so quickly forgotten.

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why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

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What's the same about a clown and a knife? They are both fun, except for the clown. I hate clowns.

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Whats the difference between a cow and another cow Help my dogs eating me

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What do you call a group with one Jew and three Germans? Friends

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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