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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What are three things an average teenager cannot live without? Oxygen, Food, and Water. Duh.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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The kid next door was running around shouting spells and carrying a wand. ''I bet you'd love to be like Harry Potter!'' I told him. ''Yes!'' he exclaimed. So I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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What do you call a woman between two houses? Her name.

why didn't the chicken cross the road... because it got hit by a truck

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

what is another way to say tree? A big stick with leaves

What do you call a man with no legs? A leg-less man.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue..... I have normal vision

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... Your mom's a wh0re.

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

What is worse than getting stung by 1,000 bees? Getting stung by 1,001 bees.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

What happened when Susie fell off the Ferris Wheel? There was an open seat.

Why did the black woman have an affair? Because she had an unsatisfying sex life, her old husband was boring, and she was curious about being with other men.

Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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