- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman silent? she lost the ability to speak in a tragic boating accident in which her vocals chords were damaged thus making it incapable for her to utter anything

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

Conversation: Hey dawg? Whats that? Hey, remember curiosity killed the cat! You threatening me on my life and calling me a pussy? Im calling the cops. ...Because like Larsons some of my ideas suck, but since I am an asshole I also add them to fill some space.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

Your mom's so fat... she probably needs to go on some sort of diet to avoid a serious heart condition and inevetible death

why cant black people swim? I dont know but they killed my family

What did the racist southerner say to the snide lawyer? "I have AIDS."

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

What is big, long, hot, and firm? An erection due to the arousal of a woman's sex appeal.

How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To reach his desired destination.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

A horse enter a bar, and the barman says: "why the long face?" The horse has cancer

Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

How do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? You don't, the giraffe is a savanah animals and there is no physical way for a giraffe to fit in a refridgerator.

What's more greasy than grease? Kevin's hair

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